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Candid stories, practical tips, & maybe a laugh or two as I show that the journey isn’t perfect, but it’s real.
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Candid stories, practical tips, & maybe a laugh or two as I show that the journey isn’t perfect, but it’s real.
I’m Clarissa – the caffeinated chaos wrangler behind The Face Planted Mom! I’m a mom of three amazing (and sometimes exasperating) kiddos ages 3, 8 and 10. Together with my husband, I navigate the beautiful mess of a blended family, endless snack requests, and the occasional Lego ambush. We’re also mastering the art of stretching food budgets and keeping life on track.
I’m not just a mom, though – I’m also a small business owner who’s passionate about helping other entrepreneurs turn their dreams into reality. By day, I advise and coach startups and small businesses on how to start, grow, or pivot. By night, I’m usually breaking up sibling squabbles or sneaking in a moment of silence with a book. Recently diagnosed as pre-diabetic, I’m learning to prioritize my health, one balanced meal (and hidden veggie) at a time.
But here’s the thing: life is messy. It’s unpredictable, exhausting, and sometimes downright overwhelming. And that’s why I started this blog.
The Face Planted Mom isn’t just a catchy name – it’s my reality. It’s for every parent who’s face-planted into bed after a long day, every entrepreneur who’s felt the sting of failure, and every person trying to hold it together while life throws curveballs. I blog because I want to create a space that’s real, relatable, and unapologetically imperfect.
Through this blog, I’ll share the triumphs, the tears, and everything in between – from parenting wins (and fails) to tips on building a thriving business. Whether it’s juggling IEP meetings and therapy appointments, navigating blended family dynamics, or surviving toddler tantrums while working from home, I want you to know you’re not alone.
My hope is that The Face Planted Mom becomes a place where you can find encouragement, practical advice, and maybe even a laugh on the days you need it most.
So, why am I here sharing my life on the internet? Simple. I want to build a space that inspires connection, growth, and a little bit of laughter. First, I want to bring together a community of parents, entrepreneurs, and dreamers who need a reminder that they’re not alone in the chaos.
Second, I’ll share tools and strategies that have helped me survive (and sometimes thrive) – from starting a business to getting dinner on the table without losing my mind. And third, I want to celebrate the beauty of imperfection. Life doesn’t need to be Instagram-perfect to be meaningful. Stumbles, setbacks, and all, it’s about finding your footing and moving forward.
Let’s embrace the mess together!
Product launches, blog posts & more!
Let’s tackle life’s chaos together,
one face-plant at a time.
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